Povert

Everything about this is insane.

Guy loses his penis in “an unfortunate traumatic accident”. He gets a transplant from a brain-dead 22 year-old. Then he has it removed.

Seriously. What the hell is going on with otters?

“The otter immediately starts going after him and goes after his snout and starts flipping him and dunking him to drown him like they do to a fish,” Vanon said. “I started punching the otter in the face, which I felt really bad about because it’s cute and I didn’t want to hurt it, but it was killing my dog.”

nbc6.net – Local News – Woman Says Otter Attacked Her Dogs

A river otter, which Hundley described as the size of a medium dog, had bitten her and would bite her again and again before her sister punched it away.

“It wasn’t a bite. It was a mauling,” the 29-year-old Roanoke woman said Monday. “I’ve never been so scared in my life.”

nbc4.com – News – Pregnant Woman Recalls Attack By ‘Deranged’ Otter

Mark my words — THEY ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL

This article mostly made me groan, except for this line:

She said even though “Rape Me” by Nirvana was a hit, it just wasn’t the best choice for babies.

Words to live by.

From an article about some Dolphins cheerleaders posing for a calendar:

Lilly and Bibiana posed together on the beach at the Four Seasons hotel. The calendar organizers said they chose to put the two together because they are exact opposites.

One must be pure evil. Also, one must be incredibly obese. And male.