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Friday, November 6th, 2009

Jon Stewart always cracks me up, but he hit this one out of the park.

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Wednesday, August 1st, 2007

I’ve had some calls and emails — I’m ok, Kelly’s ok, my sister, her husband and his family are ok, as is my cousin, Kirsten.

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Wednesday, February 21st, 2007

This is retarded:

“Then we come back off the elevator and that’s when, for whatever reason … I decided to take off running,” Hanson said. “I don’t know why I took off running or what really led up to it, but — I did.”

Sprinting down the hallway alone, he said he was confused by the reflection on the window pane at the end. With a crash, the 275-pound former prep football player and wrestler broke through a double-paned window with a safety bar.

The fall has made him more contemplative and given him a fresh perspective, he said, though he didn’t know whether it would cause him to drink less.

I’m pretty sure that what happened here is he attacked his reflection.


Friday, February 16th, 2007

Here’s some things about HPV that I’m aware of.

It’s usually undetectable in males. It’s also basically harmless for males. For all I know, I have it. It’s been estimated that 80% of the adult population has it.

Actual sexual contact is not required. Just good old-fashioned dry-humping will suffice. Fact is, skin-to-skin contact can transmit HPV. No sex required.

Therefore, virgins can contract and spread it.

So, even if you and the person you love are virgins when married, it is possible that HPV can be spread between the two of you.

It doesn’t harm males. It can give women cervical cancer.

People who argue that vaccinations for HPV are immoral are insane.

I’m not one to express extreme opinions. I just think opponents of vaccination against HPV are uninformed and/or completely insane.

Sorry. In my job, I see news headlines. It drives me nuts.

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